1976 Ezra Brooks Republican National Commemorative Liquor Bottle Collectible

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This thing is weird. But kinda cute. Weirdly cute or cutely weird? I dunno, but he’s fun. I would keep him just for his unique personality, but he doesn’t really fit anywhere in my farm house with my cutesy Willow figurines and fine china, or my red and white kitchen. Nor does he belong in the basement aka kid destruction zone where his character will go unnoticed and unappreciated by the tornadoes-of-terror that break anything in reach with the wild baseball throws, the epic wrestling matches, or yes, the occasional I-hate-my-brother, lego throwing temper tantrums. Believe me, it all happens. Now I’m getting off topic....BUY MY ELEPHANT! Give him a place of honor in your home and enjoy owning this unique piece of Republican history. You could even reuse it as a liquor bottle, it’s original purpose. Love Trump? Fill it with the finest liquor around and bemoan with your friends about the defeat of The Worlds Greatest President. Hate Trump? Fill it with the poorest excuse of liquor you can find; you know, maybe a cheap liquor with a shot of backwash. The possibilities are endless. Heck, if you hate the Republicans that much, take it outside and enjoy some target practice.